Fierce

Sun, 15 May 2005 02:22:20 GMT

ONE MONTH

it's been a whole month since i last updated. so i figured why not come back with a purdy new layout (featuring the ever adorable Kahlen!!).. <3ing it!

i only have 2 more days of school left, mon & tues, it's exciting i'm glad to be done but i;m going to miss it. plus i have to take ALL my exams on mon & tues because i'm leaving early to go to my cousin's wedding and visit family in NY. so it'll be super awesome and i can't wait to go. 6 more days.

i'm really tired, i've been super busy lately with a bunch of random stuff. i've missed yall like crazy and i'd love to update more but i have to take a shower before SNL with WILL FARRELL!!! *girly scream* comes on so i'll talk to you yall soon.

love ya!
-charlezy-

Fri, 15 Apr 2005 00:38:28 GMT

PUPPY!

okay, yesterday chelsea, torrey and i went to go see Fever Pitch and we decided we wanted to walk so while we were walking and minding our own this little bassett hound puppy came waddling up to us and me and torrey started freaking out! they're our favorite puppies ever! and we were taking pics and everything and the guy was like "the lady who sold him to me still has 2 left and she's selling them really cheap. $50 when they usually go for around $1800" and me and torrey freaked even more and got the number. so we called the lady today she said that we can go and meet her on saturday to look at them. i'm so excited. i'm SO buying one i don't care. my parents don't know about it yet,a nd they won't until i bring him home! i want a boy and i'm going to name him Bogart because i mean come on, what girl doesn't want to be loved by Bogie? exactly. i can't wait. chels & torrey's mom is driving us to leander to look at them and i'm gonna call and ask Farrah to work my shift for me on Satruday so that I can play with the puppy and have time to get my parents used to the idea!!!! i mean how can they say no when i bought him with the money i worked for at my job? i'll take care of him. (they're gonna be like "you said the same thing about the kittens you brought home") oh well. i'm getting one and keeping it! :D

oh by the way, Fever Pitch was ridiculously awesome! loved it!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Tue, 12 Apr 2005 22:31:37 GMT

LIFE..

let's just ignore what's been going on the last couple of days and to save us all a little time i'll just highlight the good parts.

on firday chels & went to the guy pageant and had a blast. mrs. landis and ben sat with us, it was really fun and we had a good time. then on saturday chels and i skipped saturday school and went to breakfast, britni's game, walked to wal-mart to buy pillows and towels to lay on, then we all went to the mall and then we drove around Ryan's Crossing trying to find out where mr. thomas lived, then sunday i worked until 1 then chelsea spent the night ebcause we had to go in early to visit mrs. landis. the best think about visiting susan kimberly landis on monday was that tommy took out her snake, mocha, and she bit his finger and wouldn't let go. kimlandis was freaking out majorly the whole time, mrs. k finally got it to let go and then susie-kim was scared she'd get fired, or sued or both but it all turned out okay. then today i got to sleep in history, do my spanish homework in net/web and zone out in spanish. then chels and i chilled outside by ourself during lunch which was cool.

so that's been my past couple of days. boring but oh well. i'm off to watch some movies. oh! has anyone seen fever pitch yet? i'm dying to see it, i saw miss congeniality 2 and beauty shop but not FP. if anyone has seen it tell me how it was! i can't wait to see it, i think i might see it tomorrow. :D

Wed, 06 Apr 2005 02:11:23 GMT

SO SWEET

(long line at a coffee shop full of rushing, impatient costumers. a man stands in front of a woman in line, he continues to look back at her and she reads the paper. He steps to the side after her orders and waits for his coffee)
Mari: Morning, what can I get you?
Sailor Calhoun: Oh. Hi, um.. a large coffee black please.
(the man looks at her)
Chrysler Sloane: Really? That's all you want?
Sailor Calhoun: Huh? Oh yeah.
Chrysler Sloane: Even with all this mocha-java-frappa-cappa-latte crap?
Sailor Calhoun: Uh, yeah. There's enough chaos in the world, somethings are just better simple.
Chrysler Sloane: Like coffee?
Sailor Calhoun: And toothpaste (folds paper).. And love.
Chrysler Sloane: (laughs) I'm sorry what's your name?
Sailor Calhoun: Oh, I'm Sailor.
Chrysler Sloane: Sailor? Like the profession?
Sailor Calhoun: Haha, yeah.
Chrysler Sloane: Hm.
Sailor Calhoun: What's your name?
Chrysler Sloane: Rhys.
Sailor Calhoun: Rhys?
Chrysler Sloane: It's short for Chrysler.
Sailor Calhoun: Like the building?
Chrysler Sloane: Actually, like the car.
Sailor Calhoun: Hm.
Chrysler Sloane: I was born in the backseat of one.
Sailor Calhoun: (laughs)
Chrysler Sloane: What?
Sailor Calhoun: Your mother had a sense of humor.
Chrysler Sloane: Oh.. (laughs) yeah I guess so. You should meet her!
Sailor Calhoun: Oh yeah?
Chrysler Sloane: Yeah, you'd love her!
Sailor Calhoun: Why do you say that?
Chrysler Sloane: The truth?
Sailor Calhoun: Please.
Chrysler Sloane: Because I'd say anything to get you to go out with me.
Sailor Calhoun: To your mother's house?
Chrysler Sloane: Anywhere.

..i love that it's soooo sweet! :D

Sat, 02 Apr 2005 03:05:10 GMT

DECIDED

i decided today that i don't want to be a comedienne and i don't want to be an improviser, i really want to be a meteorologist and broadcast weather forecasts. it's want i really want to do. april fool's

that really was painful to say. if you believed me then i guess i'm a better actress/typetress than i thought, of course i want to do comedy. it's all i've ever wanted to do. i was just playing. how was everyone's april fool's? i stayed pretty much prank-less all day but that was because i didn't go to school. chelsea was leaving and i didn't want to be there so i called my mom and told her i had craps ;) i stayed home and watched t.v. & "fried green tomatoes". what good pranks did yall see/do? spencer was like "man, this pope would be effin crazy if this was all an april fool's joke" when we were watching the news. i threw a pillow at him. so funny.

well, i'm gonna go eat my ice cream i guess.
*prayers for the pope*
happy april fools

..and most importantly
BUNNY BUNNY

Thu, 31 Mar 2005 22:46:19 GMT

THE WOMAN IN RED

"Thunder is a sweet horse but boy is he dumb!"
jdfkjafhsadgfhsdsfg- Gene Wilder

that never fails to crack me up! why? no clue. but gosh i love that movie. i love when gilda stands over the subway vent in that trench coat and sunglasses then keys gene's car! hilarious! that movie is endlessly laughable.

Thu, 31 Mar 2005 02:42:48 GMT

Which I Love Lucy character are you?

Lucy Ricardo!

You're zany, always trying to get into the act, and are the apple of Ricky's eye!

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Thu, 31 Mar 2005 00:19:56 GMT

THE WOMAN IN RED

"Thunder is a sweet horse but boy is he dumb!"
jdfkjafhsadgfhsdsfg- Gene Wilder

Sun, 27 Mar 2005 23:32:30 GMT

SNAPPY EASTER!

hope the easter bunny hopped his way into your house to deliver lots of yum yums. went to church at 4 this morning with my boyfriend. i'd never been to church before and never wanted to go so we sat in the play room and watched t.v. instead of going to the mass or whatever. funny shit.

i'm gonna go now though because my ipod/itunes is pissing me off. mucho love.

-char-char-

p.s.
>>twin love<<

Wed, 23 Mar 2005 22:12:49 GMT

QUESTION

just because i'm curious ((but i don't want to start a huge debate))...

are you pro-life or pro-choice?

let me know.

Hilarity

Tue, 22 Mar 2005 23:19:45 GMT

You Know You're From...When...

You Know You're From New York City When...
You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.

You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.

You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can’t find Wisconsin on a map.

Hookers and the homeless are invisible.

The subway makes sense.

You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.

You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".

The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.

You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.

You consider Westchester "upstate".

You think Central Park is "nature."

You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer's speaking.

You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal."

You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times.

You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent.

You haven't seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.

You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed.

Your closet is filled with black clothes.

You haven't heard the sound of true absolute silence since the 80s, and when you did, it terrified you.

You pay $5 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28 cents.

You take fashion seriously.

Being truly alone makes you nervous.

You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.

Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip."

America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you.

You've gotten jaywalking down to an art form.

You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise.

Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.

$50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.

You have a minimum of five "worst cab ride ever" stories.

You don't notice sirens anymore.

You live in a building with a larger population than most American towns.

Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite bartender is Irish, your favorite diner owner is Greek, the watchseller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was Pakistani, your newsstand guy is Indian and your favorite falafel guy is Egyptian.

You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.

You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skills.

You think $7.00 to cross a bridge is a fair price.

Your door has more than three locks.

Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.

You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.

You run when you see a flashing "Do Not Walk" sign at the intersection.

You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license.

You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats available.

You're willing to take in strange people as roommates simply to help pay the rent.

There is no North and South. It's uptown or downtown.

When you're away from home, you miss "real" pizza and "real" bagels.

You know the differences between all the different Ray's Pizzas.

You're not in the least bit interested in going to Times Square on New Year's Eve.

Your internal clock is permanently set to know when Alternate Side of the Street parking regulations are in effect.

You know what a bodega is.

You know how to fold the New York Times in half, vertically, so that you can read it on the subway or bus without knocking off other passenger's hats.

Someone bumps into you, and you check for your wallet.....

You cringe at hearing people pronounce Houston St. like the city in Texas

Film crews on your block annoy you, not excite you.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from NYC.

Tue, 22 Mar 2005 14:24:30 GMT

QUESTION

just because i'm curious ((and i don't want to start a huge debate))...

are you pro-life or pro-choice?

let me know. no reasons why. just a one-to-two word answer.

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 02:14:01 GMT

SIGH

back to school tomorrow. oh well, i'm ready. i had a good week and we only have 4 days AND i get to leave at 2 so i don't know why i'm complaining.

i'm exhuasted right now though, i had to work my ass off at work today. we had a big-wig coming and a lot needed to get done by the time she got there so i ran around like a crazy woman all day doing anything and everything i could. i was glad to get out of there. afterwards christopher and i went up to the horse ranch and rode their little utility vehicle around in a vacant field. so much fun! oh-em-gee! i didn't want to stop! it was great! almost as good as riding the horse, which i did for the first time in my life this week. interesting experience, that's all i got to say.

well i'm off to watch Darrell in "New York Minute" so.. ciao.

Sun, 20 Mar 2005 04:16:16 GMT

fucking people piss me off.

period.

Thu, 17 Mar 2005 23:35:51 GMT

COKE!

i was in the salon getting my hair cut when a commercial came on the radio. a coca-cola commercial. a coca-cola commercial with a familiar voice. that voice? that voice would DRATCH! hehe, i was so excited i yelped and jumped in the chair, and made jon.. my stylist hair guru guy, drop his scissors on the floor! i ws like "DRATCHIE! it's DRATCH!" yay! the commercial was funny and she did my favorite voice, the male version of Debbie Downer! :D that made my day.

i love ~~pepsi~~ coke!

anyone else heard the greatness? eeek! i love it!

now i'm off to watch the SNL MK&A rerun (("mary-kate you're too skinny! eat a sandwich!"))and then the clip of the Debbie Doody sketch with Gilda! :D

HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY ALL!

-double kiss-

Thu, 17 Mar 2005 03:54:55 GMT

SHIT!

i found a new picture! it's my new favorite picture of gilda!

i don't know why i love it so much, i was listening to "It's Always Something" on tape and searching for a picture of Gilda and found this and it's so real, and so down-to-earth but she's so alive! it's holds so much power! god, i love it!

Thu, 17 Mar 2005 01:44:18 GMT

CLOTHES!

so i got my outift for my cousin's wedding today! it's a white blazer and white pants, with a emerald green tank top and scarf belt. i also got a green bag and a green butterfly pin to put on the jacket. i have some white stilettos that i'm going to where with the outfit too. it looks really pretty, i'm so excited to wear it! the wedding is a little more than 2 months away- May 21.. i seem to remember somebody's birthday being on that date! hey twinny do you know who's b-day is May 21? ;o) the best thing about the wedding is that i get out of school 5 days early! our last day is the 25 but we're leaving the 20th (a sad day :'() so i get to take my finals early nd get the hell outta there! which'll be fun. my cousin wanted me to be her maid of honor but i couldn't go to the dress fittings, rehearsals or help plan so i decided not to!

anyway.. amy's kaitlin & rick sketch with Paul Giamatti's got me listening to The Black Crowes song "Hard to Handle"! that was so funny when she say it i had to download it and now i'm hooked. i've also been listening to Dean Martin's "Mambo Italiano" all day as well! it's so great.

oh snappy birthday cindy! the big 1-7! woop woop! much love hun!
xx

i really miss my twinny she's been so stressed and so busy that she doesn't come around anymore! :( me and tina sure miss her.. *tear*

i guess i'm gonna go. this was really pointless.

Wed, 16 Mar 2005 03:02:39 GMT

I HEART TOM COTTER!

he is so funny. they did an entire episode of him tonight on "comedy central presents:..." i was sooo excited! he was really hilarious, he had a great closing talking about nursery rhymes, songs, stories and fairy tales people tell children when they are young to teach them good morals and such but how they all seemed to have underlying messages. a couple of my favorite lines were: "rub-a-dub-dub four men in a tub.. well why don't we paint a picture for these kids!" , "snow white! a pretty young girl and seven middle-aged midgets, thats not a nursery rhyme thats a porno!" and "and when they left for work they were all calling her a prostitute.. remember? 'Hi Hoe!'" :D he is so funny, he has got the best timing in stand up right now.

mad love to tommy!

L.A. SUCR represent!

OH!!!!

i just posted a tamy fic i wrote at tamy_love. so please go and read it! i don't know if it's any good though, but i wrote it so read it anyways! pwease!!!

Sun, 13 Mar 2005 13:49:12 GMT

:)

- "you know you're a 3 foot white chick right?"
- "my body eats bullets bitch!"

oooh that was great! although i didn't SNL was that great last night. it felt like david spade couldn't out-do himself from when he was on the show. but there was still some genuwine david-style humor in the show, i.e. the jail sketch. that is so david's brand of comedy and it worked because he was true to his fans. but whatever.

i loved amy's line "my body eats bullets bitch!" hehe, she cracks me. and the woomba! oh hilarity! iwas laughing at tina so hard in that! one final thing i loved before i'm off to work (yes at 7:30 a.m. on a sunday morning *tear*)david spade as martha stewart! "i'll cut you bitch, i will cut you and shank you and cut you!" :D *giggles*

alright i'm out..

EDIT:
i was re-watching the episode and another line i love was like "now they got some G-uinit-y flowin'!" haha!

and i was re-watching "Live From New York: the First Five years" last night and i got all sad and jealous when they were talking about how Lorne and Chevy slid under frame and tied Belushi's shoes together during a sketch and there was the line "I can't imagine that happening today butt that was the enviroment then". i want that time back again, you watched SNL and knew that they were all having the time of their lives; they weren't looking for an easy laugh they were looking for the best laugh. i could go on for hours but i'm leaving soon so i gotta change. *will save the rest for another post later*

Sat, 12 Mar 2005 15:21:40 GMT

SPRING BREAK!

finally. 9 long days all to myself to do with them what i wish. it's been a very long week, emotionally, leading up to spring break and i'm so glad it's here. i gotta run though, i'm going to get some breakfast, then i'm going up to the boarding stables where we keep Satine and play softball with the woman who runs it. i'm excited i havent played softball since i moved here so YAY!

hasta my loves. >>twin love<<

<33
->c

Tue, 08 Mar 2005 05:29:24 GMT

gr today was awful.

i don't want to go into why though, but i will say this: does anyone know how painful it is to let down the one person it seems like cares? yeah today sucked because- now i do.

the best thing was it rained. again. i love the rain, it's nature's beautiful way of expressing the poetic tragedy that is life. <3333 rain love and twin love.

so in the midst of me taking my pre-cal test on logarithms which i knew nothing about (skipped too much to learn anything) i was thinking how all the great comedic legends are dead:

COMEDIC LEGENDS:

Gilda Radner
--Deceased
John Belushi
--Deceased
Rodney Dangerfield
--Deceased
John Candy
--Deceased
Johnny Carson
--Deceased
Chris Farley
--Deceased

..there's more, but that's depressing enough. if anyone wants to add let me know.

well i'm tired, and sad, and sad, and sad, and sad so i'm gonna go to bed. talk to ya tomorrow.
<3

Sun, 06 Mar 2005 02:53:41 GMT

OMG!

the past 3 days i've been living in a theater! it's so cool! we we're going down to austin the otgher night to watch a show and our friends mom knew how much i loved the theater and improv (which was what the show was) and her friend was in the show so she let us sleep in her dressing room! it had a sofa with a pull-out bed and me and my best friend slept there and would go down and watch the shows, @ 7, 9:30, and 12! it was so awesome, we'd watch one show then go backstage and see how the backstage worked then we'd go up in the balcony for the third show and watch from up there like posh people! it was so awesome! me and cj were late EVERYDAY to school by like an hour because it was so hard to get us to leave the theater. and it was really old, and pretty and the audience was packed and the show was so funny! there's another show that plays on the weekends but "the doctors in" plays during the week so i deliberately left all of my stuff in the dressing room so we'd have to go back and i could talk about how i missed it and convience carelle to let us stay for the week again.

these three days reminded of how cool it would be to buy and live in a remodeled theater! don'tcha think? i want to own a little marilyn monroe era theater and remodel it and show black and white movies too! that'd be frickin awesome!

i gotta go and do some boring stuff before the rerun (thanks twinnie! ;)) of SNL comes on.

oh and a big hug to my VERY sick twin! she's got the flu and is stuck in bed and missed a showing of RHPS because of it! poor kiddo! tina says ''get better!!! that's an order'' and dratchie is over for din-din and say ''hope you feel better monica! the flu is a terrible disease that eats away at the lungs and is one of the most painful and common causes of death in young adults *cue debbie downer music*''

Thu, 03 Mar 2005 03:47:45 GMT

some funny words by a dear friend

talking about how i skipped school yesterday:

me-"yea, we watched Mulan it was so great"

her- "oh good, you should just keep skipping school and then you can fail and be on welfare and watch Mulan like 'oh this is SO great!'"

>>haha! it could be just me but everytime i think about that it cracks me up. am i a rere?

Wed, 02 Mar 2005 04:10:59 GMT

i'm tired.

here's how my day went down:

i got to school at like *:50ish, saw cindy and angel and chilled with them for a bit. couldn't find bryant so we decided to bounce. we left school and angel's older sister julie picked us up. it was tight we drove around for a while and realized we accidentally locked ourselves out of the house cindy and angel stay at. so angel had to break into the window, climbed his tall ass self through the window and let us in. we had so much fun though we rented movies and played video games. afterwards julie dropped us off and we pretended cindy rode the bus home with me then we went back up to the house and chilled. bryant didn't go to class so his mom wouldn't let him come so it was really boring and i missed him :(. tomorrow i have to go to school but it's okay i get done at 2.

man i've watched that kaitlin and rick sketch soooo many times in the past three days, the one at the music store. it cracks me up! "whoa, awesome chas" hahaha!

so it's official cindy is 3 months pregnant! :O! i want a baby but i think i'm gonna wait, i'm not gonna try for one atleast, because i want my comedy career so effing bad. which i think is my more important then being a teen mom. some people may disagree.

i've got great news for everyone, MY TWIN IS BACK! after four long, lonely days we've been re-united. and i'm sooooo happy! >>twin>>love>>

well i'm gonna go finish blow drying my hair. hasta.

Sun, 27 Feb 2005 21:34:56 GMT

i love my iPod!

i downloaded "Honey" by Gilda and the entire book on tape, i can't listen to the book yet because i cry too much but i'm working my way up to it! but i loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove "honey"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay for my iPod making my life super awesome!